Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
Polish Fisherman’s Bag
A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. He...
A Senior Citizen
|I am a senior citizen…- I’m the life of the party… even when it...
Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Pe…
Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Penis:10. Those who have it would be devastated...
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one?
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one? Between you...
Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you...
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
It’s the way you say it
… A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over...
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.