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Student Bloopers – Part II!
This is a collection of actual student bloopers collected by teachers from 8th grade...
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when...
Once upon a time!
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter,...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
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Math?
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Cucumber&pickle
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the...
Like Corn Flakes
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Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
Jump out of the plane
|An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...