Good and Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...
Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary…
Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and very polite....
Princess and the Frog
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured...
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
A birthday party
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream
BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...
Blonde Detective
A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become detectives. To test their...
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side…
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her weight-watchers...
Civil War Era humor
Civil War Era Humor The following are supposedly true definitions, stories, and terms relating...