Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...
Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!
Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink...
Only Time
I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is...
OLD NEVER DIES 11
|OLD RADIOS never die, they just stop receivingOLD RAILROADERS never die, they just derailOLD...
Those raccoons are not luggage
|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so...
ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...
Blind Justice
A young boy asked is father, “Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?” The...
You looked a lot like my wife
|A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at...
No More Tricks
A newlywed bride and groom had been busy at “it” for three days straight.The...