Types of computer viruses
|Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus:...
Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...
FBI-CIA-LAPD!!!
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they...
How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
The Irish Driver
An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city...
What is a stable?
|Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story...
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks…
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I...
Women Get…
When a woman gets married, she wants the 3 S’s: sensitivity, sincerity, and sharing....
Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!