Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
New Treasury Bonds
The U.S. Treasury has just announced that it will sell three new types of...
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall…
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.He approached a uniformed policeman...
Holy Spirit
There was a boy riding on his bike outside a church.The priest saw him...
Colors of Your Sex
If your favorite color is:RED Tend to be tigers in the sack. They are...
In Communication With The Office
Four major executives from various countries are playing golf together. On the second tee...
Shopping for goods
|A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and...