Will this operation hurt me at all?
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Olympic condoms
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Two Molecules
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One...
Nurse converse.
Several nurses on break in the Boston General cafeteria werediscussing boyfriends, past and present....
What is the worst thing about our justice system?
What is the worst thing about our justice system? You’re leaving your fate in...
In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
13 Things Films Have Taught Us
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Hunter shot by fox
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All numbers are equal
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Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
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