Pondering old age
|How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and...
Marriage Quotes 5
Love, you can’t start it like a car, you can’t stop it with a...
Athletic Sperm
Once upon a time in a place where little sperms grow, there was a...
What’s a definition of a gynecologist?
What’s a definition of a gynecologist?Gynecologist is a person who looks for problems in...
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut…
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It...
Retire Aged Personell Early
Retire Aged Personell EarlyTO ALL MCCCD EMPLOYEESFROM GOVERNING BOREDDATE 22 APR 19861. As a...
Elephant Experiment
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork...
Laws of …
* Lerman’s Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time...
Clinton and the Beer Cans
Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, “There’s one thing...