Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony...
Why Are Some Hairs White?
Why Are Some Hairs White?One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her...
Jealousy
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I...
Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...
Boxers or Briefs?
One day some guys were doing a survey between “boxers” or “briefs”.They went to...
Partner takes vacation
|Signs Your Partner Needs A Vacation9. Every Tuesday he insists it’s his turn to...
A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull…
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. “I would love...
Know the difference
Man to a woman: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a...