Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Top Things You Don’t Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
|1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take...
A Problem of Problems
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive....
A proper name
While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who...
Computer Ease!
Computer Ease! The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the...
After You
My phone bill was past due and I needed to change my service, so...
The perfect woman!
A man is eating in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous blond...
The Preacher and the Taxi Driver.
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
Genie and the Beer
Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan. A bottle comes...
Not the Sexiest Man Alive
From David Letterman – Tuesday, January 31, 1995Top Ten Signs You’re Not The Sexiest...