Tell me what I am
|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways...
The Laws of Work…
The first 90% of project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes...
Little Johnny at the neighbors…
Little Johnny ‘s next door neighbors had a baby.Unfortunately, the little baby was born...
Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
OLD NEVER DIES 7
|OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just do it until it HzOLD ELECTRICIANS never die,...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.The doctor took one look at this...
You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...
These two guys go to a whorehouse…
These two guys go to a whorehouse.The first guy goes in then comes out...
At the Amusement Park
A young man took a blind date to an amusement park.They went for a...