Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
Methods of execution
|There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
Holiday Season Conduct…
Conduct During the Holiday Season…Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko’s to...
Is he still wrong?
If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is...
Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
Razorback Hogs
Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a...