Your\’re What?
A recent survey shows that the commonest form of marriage proposal these days consists...
Poker
One night a boy wakes up and goes into his parents room and they’re...
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself
Knock Knock Jokes 11
Knock Knock Who’s there? Anna! Anna who? Anna one, anna two…! Knock Knock Who’s...
Motherinlaw’s Funeral
A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As...
Hungry Lion
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He...
Flying without a parachute
|A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As...
My men are very brave
|General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague...