How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.
Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
A regular Friday night poker game…
A regular Friday night poker game was still going strongwell after midnight when one...
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
Marriage Anonymous
With the divorce rate so high in America, a new organization has been formed...
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife…
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening,...
What does HMO stand for?
Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase,...
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!