Elephant jokes 09
|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way...
The Christmas airport
|It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he...
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t:1. Bleed for a week and not...
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.
Different Kinds of Doctors
There are several different kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can...
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Osama Bin Laden joke
Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw...
Keys Locked In
Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his...