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Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi…
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi were fishing from a boatnot...
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A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked...
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Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...