Elephant and Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “It’s nice, but can it...
Two men and one woman
Long, but pretty good:On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of...
Stick your tongue out…
Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done!...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
Out of bounds.
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle…
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of...
Mind over matter!
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
Canadian Baseball
Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.
Homeschooling kids
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY
“ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY”So what ? Who’s in a hurry ?