There was a drunk man walking down the street turning…
There was a drunk man walking down the street turninghis car keys back and...
What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?
What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?Snoop in...
Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
Kneesles
A young couple got married and they’ve never made love before. On their wedding...
Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says…
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doctor, you’ve got todo something about...
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
Men say the smartest things when…
Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with “A woman once...
Two neighbors had been fighting each other…
Two neighbors had been fighting each other fornigh on four decades. Bob buys a...
Greatest Pain
One day, a man walked into the dentist”s office for some dental work.The dentist...