Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
man and E.T
|What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!
Reward these soldiers for their work
|A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their...
What is New Jersey state bird?
What is New Jersey’s state bird? The common House Fly.
Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
How To Get Rid Of Roaches
How does the single woman get rid of roaches?She asks them for a commitment.
Three Nuns
Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, “I...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...