Hello Mother, Hello Father (song)
Here I am at Camp Grenada. Camp is very entertaining, and they say we’ll...
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him…
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with...
How do you play Iraqi bingo?
How do you play Iraqi bingo?F18…B52…F18Sent by Onky
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told…
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by theMaitre’d that there...
Travel on the plane
|For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane...
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s…
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s noone there to hear it,...
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...