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A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...
Casey McCarthy
|Casey McCarthy had just arrived in New York City and was amazed at the...
insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
Birthing Pains
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
Stand Still, Soldier!
Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had...
The Diet
The Diet BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass skim...
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
New Medication
Have you heard about the new medication that both an aphrodisiac and laxative?It’s called...
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
Question and answer jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can’t get...