5 Good Reasons Not To…
5 Good Reasons not to be a Penis!1. You’re bald your entire life.2. You...
Flying in the plane
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Two blondes were walking through the woods…
Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks. The first...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
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Is it worth it?
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow....
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If the NSA ran Christmas…
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Because they’re wrigleys!
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How do you scare a man?
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