Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
Leroys
A man from the Welfare department was interviewing a lady who had requested assistance...
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...
Just plain dumb
A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed...
In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model…
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model to the airport.Halfway there, the front...
Taxes
The IRS says they can’t give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they...
Two men went to the desert for a vacation…
Two men went to the desert for a vacation. They rented a camel and...
Accidents near home
What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within...