The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
A Redneck Christmas
You know you’re a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
Ribbet!
What is a frogs favorite drink? Croak-a-cola!
It finally dawned
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he setthe man’s...
Girl’s School
The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the...
More Computer Viruses!
DANGER: new viruses discovered!:Congressional Virus v2.0 : Runs every program on the hard drive...
It’s not a big deal, but it feels good
A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife:...
New Viagra Product Lines!
With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer Pharmacuticals is bringing forth a whole line of...
An ode to old age
|There’s quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn’t...