Rough
Tell ya what though, I don’t have it nearly as rough as one of...
The accident report
|Dear Sir,I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block...
Psychiatrist Handyman
Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: Just one …...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
What’s that sound?
|A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of...
Ears
What kind of ear does a train have?an Engineer
20 Ways To Annoy A Public Bathroom Stallmate
1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ‘May...
Little Johnny at School.
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly…
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort,...