Laying off employees
Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack. They...
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night…
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn’t know whatto do....
What is a yankee?
What is a yankee? A quickie, but you do it yourself.
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
There is a blind man here to see you
|A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking...
Me and My Boss
When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
He is new to baseball
|Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very...