The 25 BBS Commandments
|Thou shall love thy BBS with all thy heart and all thy bytes. Thou...
Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...
How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...
Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
No Irish Lawyers?
Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?A: The majority of them can’t pass...
A bad habit
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break my wife of the...
A young minister, in the first days of his first parish…
A young minister, in the first days of his first parish, was obliged to...
THEY SAY THOSE THINGS WILL KILL YOU
|Not much was given to me on this unlucky fellow, but he qualifies nonetheless....
Schingwers
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...