OLD never dies
|OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they...
What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?
Q. What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?…………….A. Speed bumps
Seen You Before?
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two...
Rabbi’s anniversary present
A Jewish congregation in New York honors its Rabbi for 25 years of serviceby...
The bus crash.
Kenny Rogers and his entourage are aboard their tour bus on their way to...
Stand up nuts!
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of...
Pilot to tower…
Pilot to tower . . . pilot to tower . . . I am...