Skunks
What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69′ing?OdorEaters!!!
Yo mama is so dark
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo...
Ant jokes 01
|Where do ants go for their holidays?Frants!What do you call an ant who skips...
Questions and Answers!
Q: What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A...
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
New viruses discovered!
This is deadly serious, so don’t ignore it. Several new viruses have been discovered...
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her…
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, “how much?” she...
Conversation over dinner
Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get...
Computers are male
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