My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday…
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She’s...
One day Confucious say…
Confucious say……woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam….man with penis in peanut...
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
Thoughts
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it...
You Mama’s So Hairy…
Yo mama’s so hairy…- Yo mama’s so hairy, they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist”...
Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very...
What’s on your back?
A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they...
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks…
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he...
If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce…
If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce, can they still be brother...