Marriage quotes 07
|Many a wife thinks her husband is the world’s greatest lover. But she can...
YO MOMMA’S So OLD…
Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low?
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low????Sugar is when you kiss her...
3 Shots of Whiskey
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...
Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...
Difference Between Nun and Bathtub
What’s the difference between a woman in the bath tub and a nun?The nun...
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
Hypothetically Speaking
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...
She said, “Kiss me doctor!”
She said, “Kiss me doctor!” Doctor said, “I can’t as we doctors have an...
seconds to live
Man walks into the Doctors office. “I have the results of your test and...