Real classified ads 03
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
Men’s Rude Awakening
The men who do make it to Heaven are going to have a rude...
Spell Ice Cream
This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
Insult Collection #5
Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing...
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?They were both dating the same girl...
Not this time
There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. They decided...
An Irish couple
|An Irish couple, whose married bliss was not without a few “squalls” received a...