Appropriate Penance
A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday...
The captain and the camel
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his...
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
Trumpet jokes
|Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A:...
At the store.
You’re so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy tastes…
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy taste.The first guy said”I...
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
A letter to John Hinkley
Mr. John Hinkley St. Elizabeth Hospital Washington D.C. Dear John, Hillary and I just...
Ten Important Men In Woman’s Life
They are: Her Doctor; he says, “Take your clothes off.”Her Dentist; he says, “Open...
A Night Before Christmas Parody (Technical Version)
A Night Before Christmas Parody (Technical Version)’Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period...