Got to glow now!
|What did one firefly say to the other?Got to glow now!
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Educational priority
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why is it so hard
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive,...
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
Piano jokes
|Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
Tell Me!
A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life.”You never even tell me...
Men Are Like…….
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...
A rubbish bin!
|What has four wheels and flies?A rubbish bin!
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...