A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week…
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself...
insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.
Blonde in the appliance store
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy...
Tell me a Story!
A reporter goes way up into the hills of West Virginia to write an...
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
Why dont mexicans have barbeques?
Why don’t mexicans have barbeques?the beans keep slipping through the grill.
Behind A Steering Wheel
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?A: An air...
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
You’re a lawyer if
|You Might Be A Lawyer If….You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The...