Perfect Day
The Perfect Day According To:HER8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 pounds lighter...
YOU MEAN ME?
|A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first...
The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Do you smoke after sex?
Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I’ve never looked
I want to buy a golf ball
|A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.Finally the pro...
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
Last Ditch Effort
Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would...
Sharing everything
|A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He...
Give Me An Ear!
This man is waiting for his wife to deliver his first child. When the...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...