I’d Love To But…(Pt IV)
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Holiday accomodations
Long, but really funny…from a Company in USA. DATE: October 01, 2003RE: Christmas Party...
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question…
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren’tprepared for the...
Program Manager
A lead hardware engineer, a lead software engineer, and their program manager are taking...
4 new fathers.
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were...
IDIOTS & RETAIL
|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed...
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam
Psychic Phenomena
Do you ever get the vuja day feeling? Not deja vu. This is vuja...
Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...