The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
why the television is better than the World Wide Web
|10. It doesn’t take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels.9....
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world…
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level....
Rules for hunting lawyers
|1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking...
Mexican Funeral
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles...
Unlocking your car
|Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door...
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.