Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...
Buying your ticket
|Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex?
What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex? Fill...
Expands up to six times its size
Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
Dumber Sex
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Dogs are man’s best friend. So which is...
MD Qs and As
What does a graduate student with a science degree ask? “Why does it work?”What...
Geek’s thanksgiving
|1. Be thankful you haven’t been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn’t down!3. Be...
Rating your Christmas parties
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Custer’s Last Thoughts
The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General...