Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
A blond at a party was telling her friend…
A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for...
Shingle Material
How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?Three, if you...
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what…
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best…...
David Beckham
whats the best way to travel to the moon?transform yourself into a ball and...
Diet Rules
1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has...
Book Titles
“Bloody Stump” by: Rusty Zipper”Sliding Down a Flagpole” by: Dick Burns”Brown Spots on the...
Spicy Panties
A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up.After work, she went shopping...
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings...
A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...