Ode to spell checkers
|ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with...
Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...
A miserable rooster
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a...
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?They were both dating the same girl...
This is horny!
This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue’s starting...
You are from Canada
|You know your from Manitoba, Canada, when…. You only know three spices – salt,...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
In the beginning, God created earth and rested…
In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God...
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...