Farmboy & Bull
Little farmboy comes in late for school. Teacher asks why he’s late. Farmboy replies...
Bathroom?
Out on the town one night, a young lad successfully chats up an attractive...
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting...
Moon Mission
Moon MissionNASA is launching a rocket to the moon. On board there are two...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
What happens if you put a blonde up side down?
Q: What do you get if put a blonde upside down?A: A brunette with...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Two lawyers walking through the woods
Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately...
Whats black and white and red all over?
Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.
Software development cycle
|1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are...