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Blonde Medical Terminology
ARTERY–The study of fine paintings. BARIUM–What you do when CPR fails. BENIGN–What yoiu are...
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods…
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few...
Iraqi vs. American
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How to Hunt Elephants — Sales Style
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The guide to wife translations
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A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one…
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thighand a turkey on...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
In the bar.
A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs...
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking…
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking when another girl waved from across...