What is a Teenager?
By Bill AdlerA Teenager is…A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but...
Italian Night Before Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was...
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter…
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy...
Farmer Brown
Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all...
A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...
What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil...
The Perfect Worker
The Perfect Worker1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found2 hard at...
Some very common traits in two drunks
|A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
This guy was driving down the highway…
This guy was driving down the highway and was pulled overby the cops. The...
Cat Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him...