Senior Driver
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Proof E equal to one
|Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1
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An anti-bat spray
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A young minister, in the first days of his first parish, was obliged to...
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Dirty Dishes!
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