Man Named Furniture
What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat...
I went out with my girlfriend…
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,”Why is it everytime I go...
Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...
Gun Barrel
A man joins the crew of a ship. After a few days he gets...
Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”
Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”A: Because it’s a...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
Stupid Insults 16/31
His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His...
Appropriate punishment
Through the kitchen window a farmer’s wife sees herson coming home from school. The...
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead…
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead, his act is still 150% moreentertaining...