Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
Five fingers
A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On...
14 Things to do While Taking a Driver’s Test
14 Things to do While Taking a Driver’s Test1. Turn the radio on. When...
The ages of man
God created the mule, and told him, ‘you will be Mule, workingconstantly from dusk...
Old enough for cursing
Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing....
A rubbish bin!
|What has four wheels and flies?A rubbish bin!
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
The FAA Inspection
|With the number of airline disasters lately, the FAA now sends an inspector to...
Bill Clinton & Hillary
Bill Clinton and Hillary were travelling in a car.They stopped at a filling station....