A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...
Eskimos Discussing Cold
There were these three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at...
Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
Smart Guys
What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
What do you call a man that marries another man?
What do you call a man that marries another man?A minister
The new Ensign was assigned to subs…
The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamedof working since a young...
Different sex outcomes
Different sex outcomesBrunette after sex: “Oh that was great! Love you… wanna marry?”Blonde after...
Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
A henpecked husband…
A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. “You don’t have to...