Pirate and Lost Body Parts
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant?
Q: Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant? A:...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
From another planet
|NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo’s CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. – A judge has...
A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group…
A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group...
The plane is crashing into the ocean
|Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes...
New person in prison
|A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time...
Bring some more ammo
|The company commander saw the results of Private Gibbson’s Firing exercise and his face...
I’ll get you next slime!
|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run...