Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
Refrigerate elephants
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Tell me what I am
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Now That You Mention It
“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing...
God & The Two Gifts
When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles...
Animal Crackers.
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting...
Men Like BMWs
Why do men like BMWs?They can spell it.
Upmanship
An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life.Italian: When I...
Nun on a date
What does a nun wear on a date?A Cross Your Heart Bra and No-nonsense...